[NetSIG] Protocol humour

[Craig Miller]

Thanks Mark,

But as you know TCP is only a 3-way handshake. Your joke is more like a 
TLS (formerly SSL) 10 step handshake:

https://dev.to/hegdepavankumar/ssltls-handshake-explained-a-simple-guide-for-secure-connections-2mhh

Still, funny tho.

Craig...

On 2/12/24 13:32, Mark G. wrote:
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>   Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
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>   Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
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>   OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
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>   OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.
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>   Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
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>   Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
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>   OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke.
>   It will last 10 seconds,
>   it has two characters,
>   it does not have a setting,
>   and it ends with punchline.
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>   OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke
>   that will last 10 seconds,
>   has two characters,
>   does not have a setting,
>   and will end with a punchline.
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>   I'm sorry, your connection has timed out...
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>   ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
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>   I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
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