[NetSIG] Protocol humour

[Mark G.]

   Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

   Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

   OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

   OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

   Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

   Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

   OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke.
   It will last 10 seconds,
   it has two characters,
   it does not have a setting,
   and it ends with punchline.

   OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke
   that will last 10 seconds,
   has two characters,
   does not have a setting,
   and will end with a punchline.

   I'm sorry, your connection has timed out...

   ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?



   I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.